The person in the mirror

That's really the only person you can help. You have to become deeply involved with that person before you can become deeply involved with anyone else. Doesn't it surprise you that so many people jump head first into relationships, jobs, teams, political offices and positions without completely thinking it out. You can only get out of it what you put into it. Why then are we surprised with situations don't really work out like we expect. Did you really think he was going to stay with you while you accomplished your agenda? Why couldn't you walk away from a relationship you knew was bad for you? How un-worthy do you feel. Why aren't your children Number one in your life. Who is the new man you introduced to them this week. Is he really that important? What can you do right now, in this moment to move your life forward?

Find a bootstrap and pull yourself up!

Many celebrities find themselves down in the dumps. Instead of turning to drugs or other self-destructive behavior, there are many avenues available. Celebs are just human. Remove the make-up, air brushing and clothes, and you'll find a plethora of plain Joes and Janes desperate for attention and true friends. John Mayer sang " I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, but the lies you gotta rise above." Most of what we see, hear and read are lies. That's the true sign of a good actor. Can they make us believe the character? Can they make us believe their lives are as good and wonderful as they present. The problem is, they have to keep up the lie once the situation changes. It's hard.

Brett Farvre Woods

Here we go again-Same story, same animal-You'd think they would learn. Are they really that dumb? I mean, if you see someone in the news, especially another professional athlete, and they are caught up in some drama over a woman, wouldn't that just help you a little bitty tiny bit? Look guys, I know it's hard not to chase the cat, but stop being so dumb about it. It doesn't take H, Eric and Callie to tell you you're guilty. You know you are. Tiger was the worst. You didn't have a specific phone to talk to "THEM" with? Boy didn't Stanford teach you ANYTHING??? How did your wife get your phone? Did you ask her to hang on to it for you? And Brett-Man I can't believe you sent pictures of the underworld to this girl. ARE YOU CRAZZY? Is marriage worth anything? Look, letting Mr. Ed run things is NOT a good idea. Mr. Ed is does not have a conscious. K? He goes with the flow. That was just NOT SMART Brett

Grineth Paltrow Sings!!

She's a little taste Country and he's a little taste Rock with no roll1 The elegant, fab, former almost Mrs. Pitt, is slipping out of those skinny jeans and into some Hee Haw Daisy Dukes so she can sing us a lil' bitty song folks! I heard the old girl sing a few years ago and she sounds pretty good. So get your macrobiotic, Pitt Afflect loving self in front of the TV for the CMT's and let's watch Grineth bring it!

Cortenay Cloxx Arquette

Oh no. Here we go. Somebody's gonna say she's on the down low. First came scream, then came marriage, then came Coco in a baby carriage! Alrighty then. Was this the worst kept secret in Hollywood or the best kept lie on earth? I can't believe someone wanted to do the grown-up with David Arquette. C'mon now. He's gotta be kidding. First he tries to act like a talented actor. Everyone knows he couldn't wipe his nether parts without explicit directions from you know who. Then!! he runs around Hollywood talkin' bout he's directing movies and plays. Phew!! I almost believed him one time. See this thing was all mix-matched. Brad and Courtenay should have got it on and Jen and David should have hooked up! That woulda been a mess from the pit of hell! David? Son, you are not the brightest crayon in the box. You're probably real nice and such, but some wires ain't twisted on the top floor. Please don't get on a talkshow again talkin' about how many times your wife did the grown-up with you. It doesn't make you look good. K?

Did She Even Look in the Mirror?

She ain't no lady. I don't care what you call her. You know it's for the shock value. Britney, Paris and Lohan already did that. You remember-The pictures of their Woony Woons?? Yeah-they needed headlines so they did like a lot of women and pulled "miss eva" out of the bat cave so you can get a glimpse, a smell, a taste or whatever! Dang ! that's nasty! Anyway-Goo Goo, Opps, Ga Ga (all of this baby talk makes me feel pregnant) has a great voice. She can ride the wave off talent alone. But NOOOOOO-We have to have a spectacle-Someone has to replace Madonna (Is that even possible?). So LGG, put some clothes on (including some panties). Take some of that make-up off and sell your voice, not your woony-cat!

Throw The Lohans From The Train!

Lindsay? Honey you need help. Promises, Cirque, Betty Ford and SCRAMS just can't help you. Your first problem is YOUR PARENTS!!! RUNNNNNN! They're infectious, contagious and just oozing with greed, lies, and false humility.Scrape up a few dollars and get a nutritionist (a real one;not a Michael Jackson one). Leave the entrance to Hell (you know, the one near the Hollywood sign), and kiss Cali goodbye! When you want to get different results, you'll do something different. God bless you kid. I'm pulling for you.

Lying for Attention

How long are they going to play games? Headlines:Star XYZ assaulted at night club!!! Megastar Foo Foo and her husband of 3 minutes call it quits! Catfight in the ladies restroom between sitcom stars She-Ra and She-man!! The list goes on and on and on. Some of us not so intelligent folks get all worked up into a Texas Tizzy based on what we hear. We've never heard of the concept "media manipulation." So while you braniacs are at the beach, me, Nettie Sue and Myrtle will be laid out on the altar at church praying for that babymaking machine couple to get married!