Throw The Lohans From The Train!

Lindsay? Honey you need help. Promises, Cirque, Betty Ford and SCRAMS just can't help you. Your first problem is YOUR PARENTS!!! RUNNNNNN! They're infectious, contagious and just oozing with greed, lies, and false humility.Scrape up a few dollars and get a nutritionist (a real one;not a Michael Jackson one). Leave the entrance to Hell (you know, the one near the Hollywood sign), and kiss Cali goodbye! When you want to get different results, you'll do something different. God bless you kid. I'm pulling for you.