Oh no. Here we go. Somebody's gonna say she's on the down low. First came scream, then came marriage, then came Coco in a baby carriage! Alrighty then. Was this the worst kept secret in Hollywood or the best kept lie on earth? I can't believe someone wanted to do the grown-up with David Arquette. C'mon now. He's gotta be kidding. First he tries to act like a talented actor. Everyone knows he couldn't wipe his nether parts without explicit directions from you know who. Then!! he runs around Hollywood talkin' bout he's directing movies and plays. Phew!! I almost believed him one time. See this thing was all mix-matched. Brad and Courtenay should have got it on and Jen and David should have hooked up! That woulda been a mess from the pit of hell! David? Son, you are not the brightest crayon in the box. You're probably real nice and such, but some wires ain't twisted on the top floor. Please don't get on a talkshow again talkin' about how many times your wife did the grown-up with you. It doesn't make you look good. K?
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